Thursday edition of the Epic Drop is live and ready for your reading pleasure.  Tonight's humor is a Charles Barkley, Ron Burgandy'esque moment...


So that waste of flesh in Austria who raped and had seven kids with his held captive daughter has released some more statements through his lawyer.  Apparently he is now trying to convince the media that he cared so much for them, and spent time with them.  Though he does admit to being "crazy".

Michael Vick continues to get more crap even when behind bars.  This time a Canadian bank is demanding 2.4 million for defaulting on loan.  I hope he has a nice savings, because his huge money making days are over.

Chrysler is offering 2.99/Gallon of gas for three years with purchase of a new vehicle.  There are a few catches, mainly it isn't unlimited gas, and if you do the math it isn't always a great deal, often the instant rebate is better.  Interesting idea regardless.

The Star Wars Animated Clone Wars movie poster is out, check it out thanks to Latino Review.

So Hillary Clinton is now using the race card to try and steal the Democratic nomination.  She expressed today that Obama can't get enough of the vote and that she is the better nominee.  Sorry, but there is no chance in hell she could be a good nomination for anything but the Anti-Christ.

Bill Gates and Microsoft noted today that Vista sales are much better than people believe, at a "rapid rate".  140 million copies since release actually.  I have used it since it came out, and haven't had any major issues.  Most of my issues stem from crappy drivers on ATI and Nvidia's part.

I promised you guys some Anchorman mixed with TNT's NBA show, and now I deliver.  Charles Barkley stakes claim to being the Ron Burgandy of the real sports world: