Had a startling lack of handsome. It was to be expected, but the level of handsome was unexpectedly low.

There needs to be hot girls who play WoW competitively, so that I can finally have a driving force to play competitive. If all I get for being a pro wow-er is to meet those guys at MLG...

Pass.

Please don't suck my blood Serennia-sama-kun-chan-VAMPIRE-NOSTREDAMUS-SUBTLE-VAMPIRE-JOKE.

REAL POST SOON I PROMISE KIND OF NOT REALLY.  More

So I'm busy, and I'm pretty sure you're busy (with WoW). Maybe you're planning. Maybe not.

Who knows.

I don't.

QUICK SEASON 4 LETS GO:

18stam/5%stun resist as our only chance against lawlroguemagespamspamspam.

SPIRIT IS BETTER THAN STRAIGHT MP5 IN ALMOST EVERY SINGLE SCENARIO, PLEASE REMEMBER THIS. I THINK. I DON'T DO MATH SO I DON'T KNOW BUT SERIOUSLY.

For Feral Druids, stack AGI to the sky and pretend like you're viable.

Uhhh.

My shaman is going to stack spellhaste in every orifice possible, and then …  More

It’s interesting, you know.

 

 I went on a road trip with some friends for about a week, got a new job where I get paid to chat and play games, upped my handsomeness a little bit more, re-re-re-resurrected my testosterone-charged, gym-going alter-ego, and slept an incredibly small amount of time in the process.

 

Coincidentally, the joy I glean from my brief moments spent within the World of Warcraft are much akin to a fat man sucking on his fingers to ensure that he is on t…  More

They're taught by Pwyff!

You can also say "they're inspired by Pwyff," or "they're imitating Pwyff," or my personal favorite, "they are Pwyff." But then again, that last one pretty much means that I'm awesome. Which I am, don't get me wrong. But I'm also humble, so watch out for that.

On a more or less equivalent personal note, people have been asking me if I'm 'competing' in this blog writing contest of sorts. I'm afraid I don't really understand what you mean when you even say 'compete,' because…  More

You're going to have to destroy the Druid class.

The fact is, within the current meta-game being played right now, Druids are by far the strongest healers. That's just how it is.

Imagine, if you will, your high school yearbooks. Maybe your graduating year was subjected to this, maybe not, but a good deal of you guys will remember those student voted awards that were given to the graduating class; "Most likely to get pregnant by age 20," or "Most handsome Pwyff ever," etc etc. If such a yearbook wa…  More

There has been a question nagging at my mind for a significant amount of time, yet every moment that it has surfaced, I have pushed it deep within my soul, etching it upon my heart.

"When is it my time?" I whisper to myself as I forsake my few remaining pieces of 'viable spec' upgrades for my 'desired, fun spec' choices. How else does one achieve one's goals if the system, placed by those above, wants to devour your spirit?

Yet I continue to desperately purchase these spaulders, this tunic,…  More

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Elaith said: There are plenty of moonkins above 2k, in fact there are more moonkins above 2k than their are feral druids =/ not nice Pwyffy! aimlessgun said: ^ There's no line, but it's a goddamn pain in the ass to balance additional specs for PvP. Oftentimes you just gotta accept that it ain't gonna ha... Tzatziki said: I feel for you. BM and Survival are just SO viable in areas. Imagine how Arcane Mages, Fire Mages, Prot Pallies, Fury Warriors, Prot Warriors, Des...

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I very rarely link to bad writing because I think you, my audience, would get offended, but I'm pretty sure we can all let out a collective chuckle at this.

Trust me when I say that I'm not particularly vindicative when it comes to my enemies or whatnot, but I'd like to take this opportunity to re-iterate a very important point:

When it comes to competitive team gaming, people skills are far more valuable than any form of talent.

I've since passed along mocking Serennia, and at the moment I'm feeli…  More

Pwyffy's 5v5 team is #3 on Ner'zhul in North America in 5v5s, but #1 in your hearts.

This is cause for celebration.

I scoured the SK-Gaming tournament ladder, omitting the terrible battlegroups, like everything not equating to BG9. Who cares if there are supposed 'quality' players in other battlegroups; we all know that true talent starts with a nine. Following that, I understood inherently that to compare my team to every other 5v5 team would be a silly thing to do. You may be rated 2500, but you…  More

I've been getting a few questions pertaining to my long ago post about analyzing classes. Short answer: I'll get around to it. Long answer: Class analysis is boring. Semi-informative answer: Dongs.

In other news, another question that was sent my way concerned the method in which I got my players. Maybe the general populace is absolutely swimming in quality players, but over here in the ghettos of Ner'zhul, I believe our top PVP community is dwindling down into the one-hand-countables. I mainly a…  More

I suppose a more consistent stream of updates would really help my viability here, but I'll make the same plea that fat anorexic kids give when they try to justify their absence: I was out RPing in the RL.
Finals are over, grades are good, girlfriend is done tomorrow, getting a summer job, everything is A-OK. Been playing arena these days, and it's truly amazing, looking around, at how different the climate has become. I just entered Black Temple for the first time today as well, seeing as my gui…  More